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Robot Status Report 124

  • Jan. 5th, 2008 at 8:30 PM
Somebody bet on the Robot
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Error Code 44.4.4.4.4..4.3.2.321.32.,;3keoiksa0oid0owwejdslsahjd;l;

Rebooting

Reset Mode: Kill

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[info]10_forward wrote:
Jan. 6th, 2008 01:46 am (UTC)
IT'S A TRAP.
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[info]cyber_deluxe wrote:
Jan. 6th, 2008 01:48 am (UTC)
... It has a mechanical vagina?
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[info]10_forward wrote:
Jan. 6th, 2008 01:48 am (UTC)
No....barrel roll trap.
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[info]supernipples wrote:
Jan. 6th, 2008 01:48 am (UTC)
What the hell?!
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(no subject) - [info]10_forward - Jan. 6th, 2008 01:50 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]cyber_deluxe - Jan. 6th, 2008 01:50 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]supernipples - Jan. 6th, 2008 01:50 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]cyber_deluxe - Jan. 6th, 2008 01:53 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]supernipples - Jan. 6th, 2008 01:53 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]cyber_deluxe - Jan. 6th, 2008 01:55 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]supernipples - Jan. 6th, 2008 01:56 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]cyber_deluxe - Jan. 6th, 2008 01:59 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]supernipples - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:00 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]cyber_deluxe - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:04 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]misawadaichi - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:16 am (UTC)
[info]misawadaichi wrote:
Jan. 6th, 2008 01:57 am (UTC)
Assessing:

Biological Organism: ... ? Undefined.

Assessment: Some form of compost. Ignore the smell.

Judgement: Shutting down smellulators.
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[info]10_forward wrote:
Jan. 6th, 2008 01:58 am (UTC)
...riiiight. We can run with that.
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(no subject) - [info]misawadaichi - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:15 am (UTC)
[info]cyber_deluxe wrote:
Jan. 6th, 2008 01:47 am (UTC)
... bad Misawa robot.
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[info]misawadaichi wrote:
Jan. 6th, 2008 01:59 am (UTC)
Assessment: Recognized Human.

Reply:

Holier-than-thou reply number 45 not found.
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[info]cyber_deluxe wrote:
Jan. 6th, 2008 02:00 am (UTC)
So your code is fragged. Might I recommend a reinstall?
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(no subject) - [info]misawadaichi - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:08 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]cyber_deluxe - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:10 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]misawadaichi - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:13 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]cyber_deluxe - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:15 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]misawadaichi - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:18 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]cyber_deluxe - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:25 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]misawadaichi - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:26 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]cyber_deluxe - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:51 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]misawadaichi - Jan. 6th, 2008 03:04 am (UTC)
[info]i_like_red wrote:
Jan. 6th, 2008 01:48 am (UTC)
What?

Did you fall asleep on your keyboard again?
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[info]cyber_deluxe wrote:
Jan. 6th, 2008 01:49 am (UTC)
Misawa mentioned a robot double that he left behind.

This is like that Tim Allen movie.
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[info]i_like_red wrote:
Jan. 6th, 2008 01:50 am (UTC)
...who's Tim Allen?

But cool! Misawa Robot! :D
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(no subject) - [info]cyber_deluxe - Jan. 6th, 2008 01:53 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]i_like_red - Jan. 6th, 2008 01:55 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]cyber_deluxe - Jan. 6th, 2008 01:56 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]i_like_red - Jan. 6th, 2008 01:59 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]cyber_deluxe - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:03 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]i_like_red - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:05 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]cyber_deluxe - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:08 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]misawadaichi - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:24 am (UTC)
[info]misawadaichi wrote:
Jan. 6th, 2008 02:00 am (UTC)
Assessment: Recognized Human. Brain wave scanulator not responding.

Judgement: Recognized Human J. Yuki already dead.

Reply: I do not sleep, human zombie J. Yuki. For I am a Robot.
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(no subject) - [info]i_like_red - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:02 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]misawadaichi - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:06 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]i_like_red - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:09 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]misawadaichi - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:10 am (UTC)
[info]azzurro_chronos wrote:
Jan. 6th, 2008 01:49 am (UTC)
Na no nae?
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[info]10_forward wrote:
Jan. 6th, 2008 01:52 am (UTC)
Robots. Are generally bad from what I've found in my travels.
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(no subject) - [info]azzurro_chronos - Jan. 6th, 2008 01:54 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]10_forward - Jan. 6th, 2008 01:54 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]azzurro_chronos - Jan. 6th, 2008 01:56 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]10_forward - Jan. 6th, 2008 01:56 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]azzurro_chronos - Jan. 6th, 2008 01:57 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]10_forward - Jan. 6th, 2008 01:58 am (UTC)
[info]misawadaichi wrote:
Jan. 6th, 2008 02:01 am (UTC)
Assessment: Recognized Human.

Judgement: Kill Priority set to 4.

Query: Undefined statement.

Reply: Could you please repeat that sir?

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(no subject) - [info]azzurro_chronos - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:04 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]misawadaichi - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:09 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]pureplainpatron - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:36 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]misawadaichi - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:49 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]pureplainpatron - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:53 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]misawadaichi - Jan. 6th, 2008 03:02 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]pureplainpatron - Jan. 6th, 2008 03:13 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]misawadaichi - Jan. 6th, 2008 03:33 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]pureplainpatron - Jan. 6th, 2008 03:35 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]misawadaichi - Jan. 6th, 2008 03:38 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]pureplainpatron - Jan. 6th, 2008 03:39 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]misawadaichi - Jan. 6th, 2008 03:42 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]pureplainpatron - Jan. 6th, 2008 03:43 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]misawadaichi - Jan. 6th, 2008 04:53 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]pureplainpatron - Jan. 6th, 2008 05:17 pm (UTC)
[info]dr_mr_phoenix wrote:
Jan. 6th, 2008 01:52 am (UTC)
You suck.
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[info]misawadaichi wrote:
Jan. 6th, 2008 01:56 am (UTC)
Assessing target:

Biological organism: Check
Vertebrate: Check
Mammal: Check
Primate: Check
Intelligent: ... frozen, cancelling process.

Assessment: Possibly some sort of spider monkey or a marmoset in a coma. Kill Priority: 85% Chance can come back to later.

Judgement: Live your life while you still can, deranged pile of meat.
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(no subject) - [info]dr_mr_phoenix - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:52 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]misawadaichi - Jan. 6th, 2008 03:03 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]dr_mr_phoenix - Jan. 6th, 2008 04:15 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]misawadaichi - Jan. 6th, 2008 04:51 am (UTC)
[info]gemujoudan wrote:
Jan. 6th, 2008 02:00 am (UTC)
Another Misawa clone?
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[info]10_forward wrote:
Jan. 6th, 2008 02:01 am (UTC)
OH YES!
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(no subject) - [info]gemujoudan - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:01 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]10_forward - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:02 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]gemujoudan - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:03 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]10_forward - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:04 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]gemujoudan - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:04 am (UTC)
[info]misawadaichi wrote:
Jan. 6th, 2008 02:02 am (UTC)
Assessment: Recognized Sub-human Genus of Geek.

Judgement: Deal with immediately. Immediate threat to robot campaign.

Reply: Robot. Not Clone.

Also, Picard is better than Kirk.
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(no subject) - [info]gemujoudan - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:03 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]misawadaichi - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:06 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]gemujoudan - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:38 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]misawadaichi - Jan. 6th, 2008 03:01 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]gemujoudan - Jan. 6th, 2008 03:01 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]misawadaichi - Jan. 6th, 2008 03:06 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]gemujoudan - Jan. 6th, 2008 03:06 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]misawadaichi - Jan. 6th, 2008 03:07 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]gemujoudan - Jan. 6th, 2008 03:08 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]misawadaichi - Jan. 6th, 2008 03:09 am (UTC)
[info]leftovercurry wrote:
Jan. 6th, 2008 02:35 am (UTC)
...oh dear.
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[info]misawadaichi wrote:
Jan. 6th, 2008 02:49 am (UTC)
Assessment: ? Nothing there. Leaving it alone.
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(no subject) - [info]leftovercurry - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:51 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]misawadaichi - Jan. 6th, 2008 02:59 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]leftovercurry - Jan. 6th, 2008 03:15 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]misawadaichi - Jan. 6th, 2008 03:30 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]leftovercurry - Jan. 6th, 2008 03:31 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]misawadaichi - Jan. 6th, 2008 03:34 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]leftovercurry - Jan. 6th, 2008 03:36 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]misawadaichi - Jan. 6th, 2008 03:40 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]leftovercurry - Jan. 6th, 2008 03:42 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]misawadaichi - Jan. 6th, 2008 03:43 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]leftovercurry - Jan. 6th, 2008 03:47 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]misawadaichi - Jan. 6th, 2008 04:52 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]leftovercurry - Jan. 6th, 2008 05:18 pm (UTC)
[info]archiverxi wrote:
Jan. 6th, 2008 03:40 am (UTC)
...oh dear...
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[info]misawadaichi wrote:
Jan. 6th, 2008 03:43 am (UTC)
HELLO COMRADE.
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(no subject) - [info]archiverxi - Jan. 6th, 2008 03:44 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]misawadaichi - Jan. 6th, 2008 04:51 am (UTC)
(no subject) - [info]archiverxi - Jan. 6th, 2008 05:19 pm (UTC)
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